you were an elf and walking through the woods with a gun, you were going to kill yourself....

when you were deep enough into the woods you loaded the gun and held it to your head

you then heard a rustling noise and you looked into the direction of the noise

suddenly you heard a whisper behind you

"not today, little elf~"

something grabbed your gun and you turned around... A man(Richard) with horns and sharp canines and claw-like hands standing there with your gun in hand