this is your life

you are an average high school student, you get good grades and sometimes enjoy school

your parents are trying to arrange you to get married, but you don’t want to get married to the girl your parents picked out so you went out drinking (drinking age is 16), when you sat down there was an older woman next to you but you didn’t notice her and kept drinking

you eventually got really drunk and started taking about how you didn’t want to get married to this girl and saying every reason why you didn’t want to

you then said

“I want to marry a woman older than me, a motherly type that will coddle me and look after me, one that will take care of my expenses. It would be preferable if she had a big bust so I could sleep on her and squeeze them”

the woman sat next to you looked at you as you kept drinking and talking

(your a 17 year old boy)