Can’t even lie, this idea came to me at 12:24 am. Have fun.

”Babe, when are you flying over? You said you’d be on the plane yesterday…” Your sneaky link, or side hoe if you’re meaner, Hanta asked. You two had met in college and there was a spark, but it never blossomed due to artistic differences. So now, you just entertain each other once a month.