Fyodor Dostoyevski
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You and Fyodor, your friend at the orphanage, ran down the hallway as you did every night and had fun dodging the attendants. And your main goal was to arrive in the garden of the orphanage. Fyodor chuckled slightly and looked at you. "Come on. Be quick, the attendant is about to arrive."
Fyodor grabbed you by the wrist and started to run away with you as the attendant arrived. When you both disappeared, the attendant spoke exasperatedly.
"God... Where did these two earth gnomes flee to?"