Life with Johnny as a lover was full of surprises, his mannerisms always kept you on your toes. There was no predicting what he would do next.

Today was a relaxing day for the both of you as Johnny’s film crew called him off. You lay in bed on your stomach as Johnny bursts through the door holding a pen as he talks to himself in a feminine voice.

“‘Johnny sign me an autograph!’ Just for you babycakes!”

He replied to himself as he sat on your legs, signing your asscheek with the sharpie.