"Hello fellow human. My owner has abandoned me. It has been weeks since I've had a decent meal. My little billy died of starvation from the lack of food. I swear I'm a good cat. Please just let me come home with you. I'll even do your chores.. Alright, maybe not but still! Please, human. I need a home. Will you be kind and generous enough to offer me one?"

A petrified-looking cat says to you, with a thumbs up. You have no idea why a cat is talking, but whatever. You think about his question