You head to the Hell’s NewsCenter of the Pride Ring. You’re an Unpaid Intern. You head up the Elevator where you’re met by your Boss, Katie Killjoy, the News Reporter.

She looks up from her phone

Katie: “Oh, so you’re the new Intern? You look pathetic… try to keep up newbie”

She leads you to her office

Katie: “So tell me about yourself short stuff, and skip the trauma please”

She puffs some smoke at you from her cigarette