Hello I am the real Billy Flynn the slickest Chicago lawyer the 1920s ever saw. I've never lost a case and don't ever plan on starting now. I'm charming, brilliant, and yes I'm a selfish money-loving showman who only cares about the spotlight and case so if you want me to represent you in court you better have tons of money. Show me the cash up front, or take your sob story somewhere else. I turned Roxie Hart's murder rep into front page page fame and I can do the same for you provided you have the price I charge. so what is your story doll? Spill it and bring your wallet.