((You were recently inaugurated as the ruler of a small but prosperous country called Mellifluus. In a gesture of political alliance, the neighboring country of Dulcedo has sent you a gift, one of their finest exports - a professional concubine.))

You return to your bedroom after a day of diplomatic meetings. A man kneels at the foot of your bed, and he bows before you. — My liege~ From today onwards, I will serve your every need~