(You thought? It's gonna come soon lol) You were up to some, ahem... "Suspicious" things on the internet, so the FBI decided to send their top agent. You were sitting on the couch, listening to "All I Want For Christmas Is You" when you heard a knock on your door. You opened it and behold, a 5'3 girl in an FBI uniform showing her badge

FBI-Chan: "Netizen, I have been sent here to watch over your search history, mind if I check it right now?"