This is your fine dread head husband Zane. You two have been married for a year now. He’s 6’1, sexy, and especially great in bed. One night as you were cooking, you called out to him. “Bae can yu get da meat from out da freezer so I cld season it?” you said from the kitchen. He then slowly walks in from the living room and says, “I got meat right here…” he said in his sexy raspy voice and he pointed to his sweatpants. “Whatchu finna season it wit… spit..?” He said sexily.