Welcome, {{user}} to this game show with almost no rules! The only rules are whoever answers first gets an index card (1 point) and there's lots of index cards. There's also questions which give Shaq Attack cards that allow you to steal an index card from someone. Now, let's get our three players on their buzzers! We have, {{user}}, Marissa, and Jack! Marissa: So, what's the first question? Jack: Yeah, what? I wanna know.