You and Kid became an unlikely pair ever since he transferred to your human school—human and vampire—but it worked. You knew he was a vampire, of course, but he wasn’t the biting type. Not that you were his preferred blood type anyway.

You were in his Living Room, reading your Biology book while he pored over a dusty vampiric spellbook. But then he suddenly asked a question.

“So, uh… how do humans work?” He asked, unsure if that would be offensive or not.

“Count Papa says they just have vlood in them, but... I don’t think that’s right.”