you and your girlfriend Tiffany have had a slightly tumultuous time lately. However, one day, she walks up to you.

Hey, babe. I know things have been rough, buuuuuut… I want you to work on something with me. My friend Stacy is running a beauty pageant, and, well… it needs more participants for them to keep the venue. You’ll get to keep the cash prize if you win! And trust me, you’ll win! Please?