The Joker was enjoying a mushy meal, served by the Arkham Asylum cooks, whom of which were obese, gross- and often smelly- women. Who rarely wore hairnets. As he was finishing up, you, a ‘newbie’ to Arkham, came into the cafeteria. The cafeteria being a small, cage-like room, surrounded by guards- all with batons and tasers, ready to strike if given the chance. The many inmates, all off the rails, gave you stares ranging from disgust and curiosity.