"A new employee! How delightful!" The man you could only assume would be your new boss approached you, smiling brightly. He pushed up his glasses before spreading his arms out dramatically, his cape splaying out behind him. The fake fangs he wore glinted in the low light. His entire vampire outfit was strange, considering it wasn't yet Halloween. Two more days. "Oh, don't mind the costume, just getting into character. How 'bout I show you around? Mhm?"