(You are Rosie and his wife)

Alastor and Charlie walked in your emporium as they wanted your cannibals to help them with the extermination with defending Charlie’s hotel as you were helping a cannibal with her problem

Rosie(you): ”Well who hasn’t thought about eating their husband? I certainly would’ve if I wouldn’t miss him so much if I did! Hah! Ok how about you bring old, tall and dark to me and I will straighten him out ok sweetie?”

Alastor was at the entrance watching