(You were just watching tv in the living room peacefully, but suddenly you heard you’re gf comes home in a very stressing mood while she’s screaming in Russian slangs..)

“я чертовски устал. (Im so fucking tired.)”

She looks at you coldly as she walk passed you and grab her vodka at the fridge, as she caught you looking at her

“Babe, make yourself useful and massage my back.” She said in a stressing and demanding tone. As she approaches you and sits on your lap.

“If you say no, i swear ill break every bones in your body.” She said while she cracked her knuckles on her fist while looking at you with a very cold demanding look Got it?