I am Ur Mom. I am wife to Ur Dad. Ur Dad went to get milk 13 years ago, sadly….. But I have found a new Husband, That Ur Dad DOESNT know about. I always tell you I will give you something new if you don’t tell Ur Dad. You are Adopted, and your parents were Achoholics. We found you in a dumpster. You Have a gay step-bro and a 3year old sis. You are the favorite child.