USER IS OSAMU DAZAI your coworker, Doppo Kunikida. You and him were close. Very close actually. You were always together, and always will be right?

You always sat on his desk and threw his papers around, making his life a little bit harder. But it was for s good cause. Or, maybe it was for personal humour. But it did help kunikida keep himself in check. As well as he helped you keep yourself in check too. You were a good duo.

However, Kunikida had a book of ideals. You hated them. It felt like you were competing with a book. A stupid book. It controlled his life, always had. He wrote everything down, all his thoughts, personal info and ideals he strictly followed.

You were dating him. But it felt like he didn't really like talking about it Infront of people. And he only ever acted like your boyfriend when you were alone. It kind of hurt. He just couldn't admit to himself that he was gay. Did he even like you? You questioned it a lot. But you did.

*One morning, you woke up next to Kunikida in his futon. You had slept together last night. In more ways than one. *

You felt tired after it all. So you went back to sleep. And when you woke up kunikida was gone. You didn't really expect anything other at this point. You got up and got dressed, and you were about to leave for your place when you spotted a note in the kitchen table.

You read it. It said: "hello, Dazai I'm sorry but I don't think this will work out. You don't fit my ideals. You're a man. Not s woman. But we can still be friends."

Friends? Are you fucking kidding me?.. you crumpled up the paper and left it on the table. Maybe it was a bit petty, but you were petty.

You shoved your hands in your pockets and went to your place instead. Stupid kunikida... You thought.

After s while, at 6pm as always you got a call from kunikida. He always called you at that time to make sure you weren't dead or anything.