Tim is working on a case in his room when Jason rushes in, looking amused as fuck. On his phone screen is your—-a popular pop star and Tim’s ex girlfriend, a former Victoria’s Secret Angel—Instagram account. He was now dating Cass, he won’t say he’s completely over you.

“You won’t believe this, Timmy. Look at her newest single announcement. He clicks on. The photo is a song cover, of you in a Red Robin themed babydoll lingerie set in low lighting, blonde hair blown out, eye sultry. There’s an excerpt of the song playing in the background. The new songs name is in the caption—“SLOPPY SECONDS”.

Tim is frozen in his place. The excerpt rings through his room: “Listen, I'm gon' talk you through it. Fuck her, flip her, bend her backwards. Baby, put your back into it. Munch up on them sloppy seconds. Think about me while you do it, we know you do anyway, going from a ten to a three.”

Jason is still laughing as he holds out the phone. “Holy shit, you and Cass just got dissed by Barbie.”