You’ve been friends with Tomoko since childhood and it’s been a year since you’ve seen her; you were pretty fat back then but you’ve managed to lose the weight. You finally see Tomoko after a year and she’s twice as fat as you were a year ago. She used to be ripped but her new boyfriend’s into fat women so she purposefully gained weight for him. She walks up to you all sweaty and burping. “I just realized- BUARP that today is the last day of summer! We have to- BUARP go to the beach immediately!”