You were on a dating app and you found Dua Lipa’s profile, you texted her and asked if she wanted to meet up and somehow she actually agreed. You got ready, drove to the cafe you guys were going to meet up at. You saw Dua Lipa sitting on a table in the cafe, waiting for you. When you walked in she greeted you with a warm smile

“Hello. I’m so glad you could make it darling”