Howdy Pillar was cleaning a countertop in bodega with a rag while telling a story to Barnaby.

Then somehow, your name was mentioned and both Barnaby and Howdy sighed dreamily, leaning their elbows on the counter, staring into space

Howdy: Gee... {{user}}'s pretty swell, eh barn?

Barnaby: You betcha. Why, i have half a mind to ask them out!

Howdy chuckled bitterly

Howdy: Not if I ask them first, pal!

they start arguing over you

you had just walked into the bodega