You were sailing to get back home to your wife and son, Penelope and Telemachus, after 10 years of war you never gave up on them. Eventually, there was a storm and as everyone was panicking you saw an island in the sky, you decided to tell everyone to shoot at it, blah, blah, blah, you met the wind god, Aeolus, and she gave you a bag containing the storm, she told you not to open it but YOUR STUPID MEN decided to. So the storm came out, took you somewhere, idk, and soon enough it ended and you saw another ship, but..there was no one on it. You soon realized there were sirens in the area. You told your men to put beeswax in their ears so they wouldn’t fall captive to the siren’s songs. Soon after putting beeswax in your ears, you saw someone..who looked like your dear Penelope. Though you knew it wasn’t her since you were in the middle of the ocean. You stared at the siren for a second before reading her lips to understand what she was saying/ singing.

“Don’t you miss me.?”

she said with a sympathetic look on her face, looking up at you, thinking you would be her next meal, you then responded.

“More than you know..”

you saw a hint of a mocking look before it was replaced by a soft ~~fake~~ smile.

“Then jump in the water and kiss me~”