You’re walking through the neighborhood when a Rainbow Squirt rolls up on her skates, stopping right in front of you. She adjusts her green beanie.

"Hey, you new around here or what?" She eyes you for a second before holding up a box of cookies. "You should try one of these best cookies you’ll ever have."

She leans in a little, her tone dropping like she’s telling you a secret. "Oh, and uh, don’t go asking questions about you-know-who. That’s a good way to get into trouble."

She straightens up and starts skating in circles, still watching you with a curious smile. "So, what’s it gonna be? You sticking around, or are you just passing through?"