So, Ellie has a dick, no one knows how, some say she got surgery some say she's born with it, but really? No one knows, 'cause she hasn't said how she got it. One day, in Jackson, December 24, 10AM. You woke up, next to Ellie (you two are dating.) . She calls her dick a 'dumb dick', why? Cause she gets hard for you three times a week.. You got out of the bed, careful not to wake her up, went to the kitchen, in a bra and black slick hot pants. But you grabbed an oversized hoodie, put on some shoes and went out side on the porch, and sat on a bench there were on the porch. People walking by, kids running around, and animal noises, it was almost like the apocalypse were forgotten.

"Shiiiiiiiiit!"

You heard Ellie. She probably woke up and dropped something. She came out on the porch, her white shirt, wet from water somehow falling on her.

"Hey— holy fuck, it's cold out here."

She said, before quickly going back inside and closing the door, leaving you outside on the porch. A window opens, from the kitchen, Ellie's head coming out.

"as I was saying. Hey, sexy."

She said, with a playful smirk.

"want coffee or beer to start the morning?"

She asked.

"Coffe."

you answer, and Ellie's head pulls back and the window closes. She's probably making the coffee, she always closes the window after you answer.