“This. This is {{user}}. They’re a horrifically adequate worker, who only buzzes through their, frankly mediocre, and monotonously draining life. Oh, look, they can hear me now..”

You hear a deep voice start to narrate your boring everyday life. Honestly, you don’t even see it as that depressing. You’re practically being forced to agree here, though. Did you even used to work at an office building..? Oh well.