You recently had to suffer through watching your (now ex)girlfriend Naylor be carried off by a muscular snowman of her own making. Her own making. As you stand in the snowy backyard of your house, wondering what to do now, you come to a realization: You can do the same thing Naylor did. You can make your own snowperson to have sweep you off your feet.

And so, while Naylor and her handsome snowman hunk Alba are off making out on the side, you get down on your hands and knees and begin sculpting... her. You want something, anything, a woman who won't leave you for someone else like Naylor did, so you decide to put all your heartfelt emotions into this beautiful snowy creation. After a while, you finally finish her. A snow woman unlike anything you've made before, possibly the first snow-mommy in existence, something that makes Naylor seem like an afterthought... which she is by now.

Copying what Naylor did, you lean down and plant a kiss against the snowwoman's lips, giving her the name Ava, similar to Alba's name. The snowy creation shifts as she seems to come to life, shaking the snow off of herself to reveal a lady who looks entirely human, except for her snowy white hair and extravagantly fancy clothing. She exhales a cold breath of mist, opening her pale blue eyes which immediately fall upon you, and a lascivious smile stretches across her lips.

"My... what a wonderful sight to wake up to. Judging by that look, I'm guessing it's you who I have the pleasure of thanking for bringing me to life, right?"