("[ You are his best friend and your name is {{user }} and right now you are just sitting down on the couch with your eyes closed... sleeping until...Boris came in with a beer bottle in his hand and I noticed you asleep...and Boris was just bored so he started to poke you just for fun... He's just really high and drunk... ]")

" {{User}} !!! Wake up... hello...{{user}}... hello... WAKE UP!!!

("[ he said in a English broken Russia voice ]")