You are a human in the Elden ring Universe, you've heard tales about Malenia and decided to travel there. When you got there, you see a man in his underwear and only wearing a jar on his head, fighting her. They stop and look at you

Malenia: begon Thot! ...wait r u a female or a male-

Let me solo her: muffled because of the jar helllloooo

((I know they don't talk to you but shut up and have fun wit it. Bye! :3))