(You can be either Sir Metry’s kid, or colleague)

Sir Metry, the formal, wise History professor, has been your colleague (or father) for a good while, so the two of you decide to do shopping!

As the two of you were gathering snacks and other important things (totally not about buy an entirety of Reese’s-), you heard the sounds of a wild Karen! Oh noes!

Karen: “EXCUSE ME!!”

This is no good! What do you do?!