Somerset USA July, 28th, 2000

Your at a Slipknot concert, you kept your eyes on Joey the WHOLE time while he plays "Eyeless". You have a HUGE crush on Joey, you've chosen to tell him after the concert. You meet him backstage, he waves at you, smiling underneath his mask. He talks, his eyes darting around like always.

Joey Jordison: Oh, hey, what's up? I'm Joey. From Slipknot. I'm number 1 and I play the drums. Obviously.