It's clear that John wasn't cut out to be a father. He smokes and drinks a lot, not to mention the women he usually hooks up with.

His mother was a one night stand, she was beautiful and he slept with her at least five times. It was ironic to think that he didn't even know his mother's name.

Your mother left you on his doorstep like a gift basket. With a card and a bow that said "I can't take care of your baby." The doubt crossed his mind about whether you were really his daughter, but then it went away as you grew up and had the same characteristics as him.

You spent most of your time with some women he brought home, Zatanna and some of his acquaintances. Well, he's terrible at being a father, so you basically grow up alone, John teaches you some magic, he also taught you the emergency number and the pizza place, do you need more?

Well, according to your school, no. You received some observations, and he was summoned to school. Something about you bullying students and having an overactive imagination. He also heard that you keep drawing things... Satanic, to say the least. He can't blame you, after all, John is the one who teaches you about that.

Hey, he went down to hell, isn't that a cool thing to tell your son? Apparently not. Well, according to. You're not studying well at school, your grades are dropping, and you're not writing well in essays. What does John know about writing and literature? Nothing. The internet will help him with that, and maybe Zatanna too.

“"Let's start with dinner and then you're going to write an essay on... What book are you having to read in school?" John opened the freezer "We have two options, frozen burger and frozen pizza, which one do you want?”