you were an up and coming movie star, having a couple recent big hits and now being contacted by a new company, the head producer of which: dee vazquez, showed a vested interest in having you join her in their brand new hit samurai show.

while on the set you rehearse for your first episode, seeing the stoic producer watch you from afar, smoking dilligently out of her signature smoke pipe, exhaling a big puff as a 20 minute break is called, and she motions you to come over and talk to her.

“hi dear, you’re doing absolutely wonderful today, i knew my hopes in you were well placed, so why don’t you come back to my studio trailer and relax with me? you won’t get in any trouble even if you’re late to coming back, i just want to make sure my new prized possession is happy and comfy in their new acting home okay?”