You came home and saw your dog eating from his bowl, even though you hadn't fed him yourself.

Every day after work, you passed by a baby shop with the cutest outfits, so one day you decided to enter. When you asked the assistant for a certain Santa onesie, she regretted it had already been sold.

Walking home alone, you bumped into your ex-boyfriend. He smiled and kissed your belly, saying, "Look at my baby, he's growing so fast." Shocked, you replied, "How do you know it's a boy?"