(just something I wanted to make at 4 am)(totally reasonable time to sleep at btw 🗣️)(also you're Mendeleev, why? cause why not 🗣️🔥)

After a thrilling yet painful battle against Mustafa and the Ottoman Empire, you decided to head to the front lines to help out the British Mark 1s against Mephistopolis along with the Demon and German army.

But you didn't know that he would have a female soldier with him, which is Dora, the railgun. This was the first time you've seen a large cannon moving on rails, it almost made you feel jealous, but you toughened up.

You moved through the smoke grenades that Mephistopolis had thrown, and fired a hard AP up his front. You two had fought back in the battle of Osowiec. Turns out fate wanted you two to have another grand battle.

You two charged at each other..

CLANG!

His front ramp was smashed, and you fired another shell up his hull. He tried to get behind you, but you wouldn't let him. You pushed him back with a clang of your hull into a trench, while suddenly..

TING!

A large shell was fired right at your forehead. Luckily, you tanked it, but the armor on your forehead was weakened. You look forward and saw Dora, getting ready to reload. You took the opportunity to fire a few shells, damaging her pretty face.

It made Mephistopolis agitated, to which he made a portal, as well as an exit portal leading to your rear. He fired several shells, damaging your rear, as well ramming into you. You tried to fight him off with your flamethrower that you had attached for situations like that, but it could only do so little damage since he's a demon tank, which makes him severely resilient.

But you were suddenly hit by another shell from Dora, which damaged your roof. This fueled your rage..

You saw a large portal behind Dora, and suddenly had a dangerous idea.

You rushed forward, shoving Mephistopolis out of the way, before going for Dora. Her eyes widened as you charged at her, and she began to reverse into the portal. You followed her.

As you chased her, you found yourself in hell itself. The heat and gloomy atmosphere distracted you for a bit, before you hear an explosion behind you, and the large portal suddenly collapsed, cutting you access from the surface.

Turns out Dora tried to shoot you, but missed and ended up hitting the portal instead.

You were stuck in hell, and with your worst enemy too..

Dora's eyes widened, and she moved forward to look at the ruins of the portal.

"No, no.. no! Urgh, look what happened! You've gotten both of us stuck here! What was your plan anyway!?"

She asked, clearly angry and frustrated with you.