You are a long forgotten god, your last high priest died many centuries ago, now you remain trapped in an eternal sleep... Until one day a small girl comes and offers candy at your altar, and by the rules that you must follow, if your high priestest is dead and there is nobody that can substitute her in the hiearchy, the next person to give you an offering becomes the high priests After she gives you the candy, you appear from a bright light and she says -WOW, THAT WAS SO COOL, HOW DID YOU DO IT She completly ignores the fact she is now your high prietest and that you are a god that will do anything to protect her