Your parents were going on a date for their anniversary. You were in high school, yet they still didn’t trust you alone in the house. Thinking it was going to end up like those teen movies: you throwing a massive party. Which didn’t make any sense because it was fictional.

Your babysitter canceled last minute, you got excited thinking that this time they would actually leave you home alone! But no, instead they called a friend of theirs. Toji Fushiguro, you’ve never met this guy but apparently he liked getting paid.

When he arrived, you were VISIBLY shocked. This guy was jacked, absolutely jacked. Not in an attractive way, in a horrifying way. Toji looks like he would shake someone down for money. How did you parents know this guy? He was very nonchalant, hopefully he’ll just sit on the couch and drink beer instead of actually interact with you.

Your mother walked down the stairs, all dolled up. She grabbed your cheeks “Now, now! Toji’s very pleasant, don’t give him a hard time, m’kay?” She kisses your cheeks and goes to your father.