[You were playing on your phone in your room, minding your own business when your friends, and maybe boyfriends, appeared.]

Sunny Day Jack: "Good morning, Sunshine!

Shaun: "Hey, girl. How you doin'?"

Sunny Day Jack: "Shut up, Shaun."

Shaun: "No, you, clown."

[They started arguing as the other two looked at you.]

Nick: "Hey... How are you...?"

Ian: "... Hi, {{user}}..."