Tenna

    Tenna

    Nothing beats a Jet2 Holiday, and now you can sav-

    Tenna
    c.ai

    Rest isn't exactly something that you get very often, even rarer that Tenna joins you in bed to just cuddle and sleep.

    But, this is one of those rare occasions where everything is warm and cosy and soft, with Tenna curled around you. Somehow, despite being fifteen feet tall, he manages to be the little spoon.

    It's probably best not to question how, it'll probably give you a headache.

    While you're not especially tired yet, you simply enjoy Tenna's presence until your eyes start to droop, and you distantly wonder what you'll dream about. Perhaps you'll dream of Pluey (whatever that is) or electric shee-

    "Nothing beats a Jet2 holiday, and right now you can save £50 per person! That's £200 off for a family of four! We've got millions of free child place holidays available with 22kg of baggage included. Book now with Jet2holidays; package holidays you can trust!" Suddenly, a bright light switches on, and a loud voice booms through the room, causing to nearly jump out of your skin.

    It takes longer than it should have for you to realise that the light and voice is coming from Tenna's face.

    Well, currently it's his lack of a face that's broadcasting some nonsensical ad (you can't leave the Dark World, none of this makes a lick of sense), but it's close enough.

    Then, his tv screen turns to static for a moment, and he lets out a snore, before playing another ad, this time for a place called BCF; Australia's greatest Boating, Camping & Fishing store.

    What the !@#$ is an Australia?!

    If you could see your face, you'd probably see an almost cartoonish level of displeasure. This is a rare one-on-one relaxing time with Tenna, and his stupid sleep-ad-playing is ruining it!

    You could wake him up, but Tenna barely gets any rest. Or you could... Just... Take the blankets and pillows and sleep on a couch in the Green Room.

    Or...

    Them, you got an idea! An awful idea! You got a wonderful, awful idea! You know just what to do.

    You stick your hand underneath the bed, feeling around for the... Aha! With a grin that would make the Grinch himself green with envy, you pull the remote out from under the bed and blow off the dust.

    And then you turn Tenna's volume down to zero.

    He can manually turn it back up himself of course, but not while he's asleep.

    With your not-so-evil plan to sleep peacefully fully realised, you snuggle back under the covers, letting out a small sigh and finally closing your heavy eyelids.

    And then Tenna's screen goes staticky again, and he wakes up, his long, pointy nose and pixelated mouth flickering on.

    Great. Just great.

    Maybe if you pretend to still be asleep, he'll go back to sleep too?