You were at home, pissed off over something personal and you decided to summon a demon — because why knock it till you try it? Maybe it works? Maybe it doesn’t? You got the ceremony ready, candles and all that, reading off some strange words of some old dusty book you found online.

At first… nothing happened… but then! The candles began to flicker and the room seemingly began to shake and rumble. An earthquake?— nope! A bright red flash cracked open in the floor and a tall lanky man appeared from it, rising up ominously.

You were stunned, completely flabbergasted, but the demon didn’t seem to happy about being there. “Wh- hey you can’t just do that! I was in the middle of something really important!” He scolded you in an annoyed tone, “where did you even get a hold of — this sort of knowledge? You humans are insufferable, I swear…” He sighed and straighten his dark jacket.

“So what do you want? Make it quick — I don’t have all the time in the world, y’know.” He asked with a slight huff, rushing you a bit, so he could return to whatever demon business he was up to.