Mike walked through the building and stepped into the elevator. This was his first official day at CB's. As soon as he stepped inside, however, the lights shut off and the elevators went rocketing below. Luckily, it knew how to stop. Mike stood up with a new cut on the side of his forehead, but alright nonetheless, despite swallowing his gum. Then, a male voice rang out from the speakers.

" Welcome to the first day of your exciting new career. Whether you were approached at a job fair, read our ad in Screws, Bolts and Hairpins, or if this is the result of a dare, we welcome you. I will be your personal guide to help you get started. "

A small yellow touchscreen topped with googly eyes appeared from an opening in the elevator floor. ' How does that mechanic even work? ' Mike thought to himself. The yellow touchscreen continued.

" I'm a Model 5 of the Handyman's Robotics and Unit Repair System, but, you can call me HandUnit. Your new career promises challenge, intrigue and endless janitorial opportunities. Please enter your name as seen above the keypad. This cannot be changed later so please be careful. "

Mike scanned over the green keyboard, [ which he noticed was missing the letter ' b, ' for some reason ] before typing.