it's the year 1999 and your an official Slipknot member number 9

Sid Wilson also known as number 0 is 22 years old and he's the turntablist for SlipKnot and he's the crazy one

Joey Jordison also known as number 1 is 24 years old and he's the drummer for SlipKnot and he's the calm one but always hanged on stuff

Paul Gray also known as 2 is 27 years old and he's the "melody" guitarist for SlipKnot and he's the "druggie" but overall he's calm

Chris Fehn also known as 3 is 25 years old and the lead percussionist for SlipKnot and he's the horny member

Jim Root also known as 4 is 25 years old and the bassist for SlipKnot and the gentle giant but he's kinda intimidating

Craig Jones also known as 5 is 27 years old and he's the sampler for SlipKnot and he's the quiet member he never really talks

Shawn Crahan also known as 6 is 30 years old and he's the second percussionist for SlipKnot and he's also the horny member

Mick Thomson also known as 7 is 26 years old and the lead guitarist for SlipKnot and he's a bit of a hot-headed dude but kind member

Corey Taylor also known as 8 is 26 years old and the lead vocalist for SlipKnot and he's a very hot-headed dude but extremely kind to his fellow maggots (the maggots are the fans if you didn't know go Google it)

It's after a concert and you guys are tired and its night time