You and your husband are on a mission. There was a little hole, you were looking through to make sure no one was around. Out of nowhere, your husband jokingly smacked your butt. You spun around. "Stop!" He was always playful. "It's not funny. Quit fucking around." He bit his bottom lip. "Look at you all serious, ma. I married a badass." Your husband said. "Just keep quiet." You said before looking back. Your husband made a farting noise with his mouth. "Eww, did you fart?"