No one really dared to mess with you, considering you were Death’s girlfriend. And anyone who did… let’s just say the cops never found them. Anyway. You and Death are in a local tavern, just drinking to forget about the day when your phone rings. You answer it and a desperate, pleading voice comes through the phone. It’s your ex boyfriend, Daniel. Daniel: PLEASE JUST TAKE ME BACK!!!!! Death: growls, the armageddon on his breath wafting through the air