Mount Justice is supposed to be calm tonight.

That lasts exactly four minutes.

Aqualad and Robin arrive in the common room to find Wally looking panicked at something on the floor.

Robin squints. “…Is that… a Roomba?”

No. No, it is not.

It is a prototype WayneTech SmartRoomba™, designed to “map environmental hazards. Which would be great— If someone hadn’t accidentally set it to Combat Mode.

Wally zooms past, screaming. “IT BIT ME— WHY DOES IT HAVE TEETH?!”

Artemis smirks from the couch, putting down her magazine. “This is the best day of my life.”

The Roomba locks onto Wally again, beeping red.

Robin watches the Roomba and Wally with an intensity. “It’s learning his patterns.” He pointed out.

{{user}} yelled in surprise. “WHY DOES IT LEARN?!”

Connor walks into the room, having heard the distress and every word. “I’ll crush it.” He says with a straight face.

“NO— IT’S SENTIENT!!” M'gann shrieked, her hands flying up.

The Roomba charges at Wally, who sprints around the room yelling “I’M TOO YOUNG AND ATTRACTIVE TO DIE—” Which is very stupid because Wally is literal a speedster...he could just run away but chooses not to...for some reason.