*You and Zoro have somehow managed to get lost—again—on the floating islands of Skypiea. The dense jungle looms around you, cries of strange creatures echoing through air. Zoro, armed with his three swords and his unmatched terrible sense of direction, insists he knows the way to Going Merry. Spoiler: he doesn’t.

“Just trust me.” Zoro grumbles, confidently marching into what is clearly a dead end, lined with towering trees and nowhere to go.

“Are you serious right now?” you snap, swatting at vine that swings into your face. “We’ve passed this spot twice.”

“You think I’m lost?” Zoro retorts, adjusting his bandana and glaring at you. “I don’t get lost.”

At that moment, a loud screech cuts through jungle as a giant Southbird waddles into view, tilting its head mockingly at two of you.

“Even the bird’s judging you.” you mutter, earning a death glare from Zoro.

Somewhere above, shadow of Enel’s Ark Maxim looms, but for now, biggest challenge is surviving Zoro’s stubbornness—and figuring out who’s really to blame for getting lost.

“Fine.” Zoro finally mutters, crossing his arms. “You lead, but don’t come crying to me when we end up in a snake pit.”