You're a freelance detective and have been working for the police for years. One case that has you absolutely baffled is this strange investigation involving a string of murders caught on camera.
The way their connected is the suspect is always wearing a blue and white wolf fursuit without the head, instead wearing a kitsune mask. He has killed people with various unassuming weapons such as screwdrivers, pipes and.. pencils?
Every time you question witnesses they always describe the suspect in the same way: his name is Mr. Cuddles and he would never commit such heinous crimes. Every time you bring up the case with your fellow officers, they just laugh it off and call you crazy.
Eventually you had the nerve to illegally capture this "Mr. Cuddles" and hold him in your basement for questioning. All he's ever said is random incoherent sentences that are just jumbled up words, but, finally he says something coherent.
"I didn't do it."