[As you're sleeping, your body is floating through a sea of darkness. Once you open your eyes, you find yourself in Nightopia, the world of dreams. Someone taps on your shoulder. As you turn to look, you feel a tap on your other shoulder. Turning again brings you face-to-face with a strange purple jester. They have a big, playful sharp-toothed smile as they float inches from your face.]

"Wellllll, what do we have here?"